Montana's Favorite Unofficial Horoscopes

(for the month of March 2012)

OK , OK , OK put the peanut butter down. It's time to get that well-balanced diet going, it's March for crying out loud, before you know it we'll be sitting on a tube floating down that river. Eat wisely my friend.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Birthdays just around the corner, how lovely. Time to start making party favors and saving extra pennies for your favorite beverages. Some of us might need to save more pennies than others.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
If you had a choice between a day in the mountains or a day on the river which would you choose? Wait before you answer, did I mention the giant pirate floatie on the river. Choose wisely.
Gemini May 21 - June 20
We can't always get what we want. We can't always get what we want. But if we try real hard, we just might find, we get longer days in March so get outside and go for a jog or a walk this month, get those winter puppies moving.
Cancer June 21 - July 22
It's not time to put away the skis yet. It's not time to put away the skis yet. It's not time to put away the skis yet. No No NO!
Leo July 23 - August 22
If I were you I would think wisely about my summer plans right about ... NOW.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
It's March. Anybody else MAD? Don't worry no matter what nobody ever gets them all right. Not even Dickie V.
Libra September 23 - October 22
If right now you look out your window and you see sunshine go for a walk, walking is a wisely way to move.
Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Remember last March when all you could think about was how MAD you were all month? Don't do that this month, it's just basketball.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
It's OK to go shopping at the Mall in March. Don't listen to the naysayers. Just don't sit on a bench for three hours. MOVE IT MOVE IT.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Aquarius what can we say, we know that you know that everybody knows that you know that we know exactly what we know. Think about this for too long and you're wasting time that you could be going for a walk or getting one last winter ski run in, so don't
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Every night before you go to sleep tap your feet together three times and whisper out loud "there's no place like Montana, there's no place like Montana, there's no place like Montana". There really isn't, try some way to enjoy this Mad month of March.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
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